MMM – Alien Vs. Predator

You can read my full recap of the marketing for Alien Vs. Predator at Film Threat. And now 20th Century Fox takes two sci-fi films and asks a screenwriter whom they may have found by literally throwing a rock out a window to put them together. The result? “Alien vs. Predator”. Admittedly, based on Internet … Continue reading MMM – Alien Vs. Predator

MMM – Little Black Book

You can read my full recap of the marketing for Little Black Book at Film Threat. “Little Black Book”… look – I’m not really going to try to provide any meaningful commentary on this one. It stars Brittany Murphy. Let me just say that again: It stars Brittany Murphy. I sat through “Uptown Girls” and … Continue reading MMM – Little Black Book

MMM – Spider-Man 2

You can read my full recap of the marketing for Spider-Man 2 at Film Threat. Trying hard to not get bogged down in hyperbole, "Spider-Man 2" is probably being looked at as the key to the summer movie season. Sure, we had the return of a familiar ogre (actually two if you count Vin Deisel), … Continue reading MMM – Spider-Man 2

MMM – The Terminal

You can read my full recap of the marketing for The Terminal at Film Threat. So there are three major selling points to this movie: Spielberg, Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta-Jones. The first two are just about money in the bank, despite Hanks' latest being The Ladykillers, a movie that broke his string of unqualified … Continue reading MMM – The Terminal

MMM – The Chronicles of Riddick

  You can read my full Movie Marketing Madness recap for The Chronicles of Riddick at Film Threat. That brings us to The Chronicles of Riddick which is the second movie in the Chronicles of Riddick franchise. What’s that? You didn’t know this was a franchise? Perhaps then you haven’t noticed that Pitch Black, the … Continue reading MMM – The Chronicles of Riddick

MMM – The Day After Tomorrow

It’s not so much that Emmerich, either with or without his sometimes partner Dean Devlin, makes bad movies, it’s just….yeah he makes bad movies. “Stargate” was passable if I had had enough to drink and was just making fun of Kurt Russell’s haircut, “ID4” was horrible and let’s not even discuss Godzilla. There’s no amount … Continue reading MMM – The Day After Tomorrow

MMM – Shrek 2

I have little to no interest in the second Shrek movie. Mike Myers has overstayed his welcome (which ended after “Austin Powers 2”) and I never particularly cared for Cameron Diaz (at least I don’t need her to talk) and her “slightly ditzy but oh-so-playful chick” routine got old before it was new. Don’t even … Continue reading MMM – Shrek 2