Here’s what the world would look like if I Twittered from church most mornings.

7:55: Sitting down. Arranging kids and paging thru bulletin.

7:56: Exit hymn is #710. Does that make this a 7-10 split?

8:00: Standing

8:15: Sitting, singing

8:20: Communion – brb.

8:24: I’m back. Praying.

8:37: Sat down at the wrong time. Now trying to make it look like I needed to fix my socks and standing back up.

8:55: Done. See you twitterites in the gym for coffee.