Because of planned renovations to Wrigley Field, the Cubs may play three months worth of home games at Comiskey Park U.S. Cellular Field.

Let me put it like this: Imagine if, say, the residents of Naperville were told that for three months they needed to call France home. Their jobs still took them all over the place but their home base was France. And while there they had to put up with French people. French people with strong accents and a penchant for belonging to the Daley family.

See what I mean?