Selling The Fantastic Four

This summer, the breasts of Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears team up in “The Fantastic Four”No? How about this one: This summer, the only men who didn’t say “shit!” when they read Jennifer Garner was schtuping Ben Affleck are The Fantastic Four. In actuality, “The Fantastic Four” is the latest attempt by Marvel Comics to…… Continue reading Selling The Fantastic Four

Selling Taxi

You can read my full recap of the marketing for Taxi at Film Threat. As it is, Jimmy Fallon (can anyone actually tell the difference between him and Chris Kattan?) and Queen Latifah (who I can only assume is holding someone’s child hostage in exchange for a film career) star as a cop and a…… Continue reading Selling Taxi