Just because sometimes you need to laugh so hard the scotch you’ve been drinking by the gallon comes spurting out your nose.

  • This is funny because it’s at least partially true.
  • You have one little fire (that destroys a huge chunk of the city) and everybody keeps bringing it up.
  • My buddy Rick Klau is going to begin measuring time in terms of “24” episodes. Very similar to the AdJab unit of monetary measure, which is in items from the Wendy’s $1 menu.